The gym: you’re doing it wrong.

The gym: you’re doing it wrong.

You’d cry too.

You’d cry too.

Nice shot!

Nice shot!

Look out!

Look out!

wtf?

wtf?

Hey! Trying to eat here!

Hey! Trying to eat here!

bricesander:

NeNe Leakes does a reading of Nicki Minaj’s “Right Through Me” at Shania’s pretend wedding on ‘The New Normal.’ I AM DEAD. 

And that’s how you do….oh shit!

And that’s how you do….oh shit!

Exile On Gay Street

Where in the hell have I been, you might have asked yourself the last month? Hells if I know, but SOME PEOPLE keep asking me things like who won what in the debates (does it matter what I think?), which party will have the most seats in the Senate (if you can figure that one out, you can have Nate Silver’s job), ​whether Rick Perry will ever go away (not likely, a government paycheck is all he’s ever known) and whether I’ve ever been in a m/m/f/ts four-way. 

Well, the answer to the last one is: I’m not sure, but gender roles can be so damn confusing when you’re 13 years old, yaknow? ​

About all I know to tell you is thusly: vote, dammit. Like your lives, your vagina, your paycheck, your future access to affordable health care, your right to marry the one you love - regardless of sameness of gender or otherwise - depends on it. Because it does. ​When you add it all up, there’s really only one person to vote for. 

And, no. Ron Paul isn’t on the ballot. Not that you’d go there, would you?​

Damn, he’s everywhere.

Damn, he’s everywhere.